I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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