Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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