We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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