she looked like the bat from fern gully.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I understand Curling. That high.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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