proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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