My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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