He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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