this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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