How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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