i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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