Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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