Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm jealous of your bromance
I bet he comes in French.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
The Olympian is in my bed
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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