i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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