school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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