I must be too annoying 4 u.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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