normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Less talking, more tequila
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I think your dad took our porno
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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