brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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