Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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