I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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