I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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