i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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