do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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