If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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