4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
im six kinds of drunk right now
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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