I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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