Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Randomize
