love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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