Sacagawea was the original milf.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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