I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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