if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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