O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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