I just saw a hot homeless man
Buhtt sex?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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