You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Randomize
