Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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