We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
