a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Randomize
