If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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