Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
