so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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