So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
All the doctor said was why
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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