Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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