we made out on top of his cat.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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