Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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