My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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