Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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