So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
where does the pee come out of this thing
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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