There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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