babies were throwing up all over the place
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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