You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
