I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
