Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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