: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I see more hoeing in ur future
I'm really busy with my period
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