Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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