Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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