come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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